Pickup lines my daughter just taught me:

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven.

Fat penguins. (What?) I’m just trying to come up with something to break the ice.

Blueberries or strawberries? (What do you mean?) I want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning.

 

I just have to post this cool picture of my daughter, from the Rebel Surfboards website. No, she’s not a musician like mom, she’s a surfer!