Singer, Songwriter slash Mom
Pickup lines my daughters taught me.
7th May 2011 Posted in: Blog, Momhood Comments Off on Pickup lines my daughters taught me.

Pickup lines my daughter just taught me:

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven.

Fat penguins. (What?) I’m just trying to come up with something to break the ice.

Blueberries or strawberries? (What do you mean?) I want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning.